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The Penis Meter

Only £3.99

The Penis Meter

This Penis Meter looks somewhat like a sadistic spaghetti measurer, but it is to be used with a todger, not tagliatelle...'todgeratelle' if you will... A super funny stocking filler for women and novelty gift for men, you can see how their manhood measures up on a scale of 'Waste of time' to 'Sex God'! Although it should really not take you a gadget to tell whether you are staring at a teenie weenie or third leg, this Penis Meter will certainly give you a giggle in the bedroom department, no matter what his size.

About this Product

  • Measure your willy in 1 of the 5 holes to see how you stack up!
  • Made of plastic, it comes in black or red. It will be pot luck which colour you get!
  • It measures approx 23 cm x 12 cm x 0.3 cm
  • Adult novelty gift for over 18's only

What's in the pack?

  • 1 x Penis Meter

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: oob250

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"Was a great laugh to give to a friend as a joke present - she absolutely loved it. The meter is small enough to fit in a card but big enough to look like a substantial present. Arrived on time. Very happy with the product! "


"Brought this as a jokey presnt for a friend and she absolutely loved it. The overall design was brilliant, could possibly have colour variations or different wording"


"The penis meter is a great size. It's very funny and the Packaging was good. Great for laughs and ego boosts for the males would recommend to friends for a funny gift."


"Very funny product very fast and reliable service would very good value for money would recommend site to friends definately use site again"


"This is a fun novelty stocking filler and I know it will amuse my friend. Item was delivered impressively fast, I would thoroughly recommend!! "

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