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This Penis Meter looks somewhat like a sadistic spaghetti measurer, but it is to be used with a todger, not tagliatelle...'todgeratelle' if you will... A super funny stocking filler for women and novelty gift for men, you can see how their manhood measures up on a scale of 'Waste of time' to 'Sex God'! Although it should really not take you a gadget to tell whether you are staring at a teenie weenie or third leg, this Penis Meter will certainly give you a giggle in the bedroom department, no matter what his size.
Was a great laugh to give to a friend as a joke present - she absolutely loved it. The meter is small enough to fit in a card but big enough to look like a substantial present. Arrived on time. Very happy with the product!
Hannah | 19/10/15
Brought this as a jokey presnt for a friend and she absolutely loved it. The overall design was brilliant, could possibly have colour variations or different wording
Josh Blunt | 25/01/15
The penis meter is a great size. It's very funny and the Packaging was good. Great for laughs and ego boosts for the males would recommend to friends for a funny gift.
Emma charlton | 08/01/15
Very funny product very fast and reliable service would very good value for money would recommend site to friends definately use site again
toni westwell | 20/12/14
This is a fun novelty stocking filler and I know it will amuse my friend. Item was delivered impressively fast, I would thoroughly recommend!!
Sara McGinn | 16/12/14
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