Lump of Coal For Christmas
You’ve made your list, you’ve checked it twice and you’ve found out who’s naughty and nice. Now it’s time to give the people on the “naughty list” exactly what they deserve: A good ol’ fashioned lump of coal.
Each lump of coal has been hand-picked by our in-house Find Me a Gift Grinches. They’ve carefully chosen the darkest and dustiest lumps of coal and delicately placed them into their own gift-wrapped and tissue-lined boxes. Yep, that’s right, gift-wrapped coal. Include their name and we'll even add a hand written gift tag saying "you are on the naughty list, from Santa"!
Just imagine Christmas morning… “Oh, you shouldn’t have!” they’ll say as they carefully untie the ribbon and eagerly remove the tissue paper and then… “oh”. Their heart will drop as it dawns on them that they’ve just received gift-wrapped coal for Christmas!
Don’t feel bad, they only have themselves to blame. If they’d been good all year round they’d probably be receiving a diamond, or something equally as delightful. But no, they’re paying the price for being bad and they’re getting diamond’s distant cousin - coal.
It’s a fantastic way to wind up your family, stick it to your boss, prank your friends or trick your enemies!
About The Product
- Add the recipient's name and we'll hand write the gift tag '___ you are on the naughty list, love Santa'
- It's a great way to prank your friends and family (and enemies)
- The only gift those on the "naughty list" deserve this Christmas!
- Gift wrapped with gold wrapping paper and a hand-tied ribbon
- Every piece of coal shipped is one less piece of coal destroying the atmosphere
- If they bury it deep underground and wait 300 million years+ they'll have themselves a diamond
- Much more memorable than a pair of socks!
- Box measures aprox. 13 x 13 x 8.5 cm
What Do You Get?
- 1 x Gift Wrapped Lump of Coal for Christmas
Irresistible Reasons To Buy
- A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
- Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
- Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
- Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
- Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: clc001