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Failing to find love? Beginning to think that the girl of your dreams doesn't exist? Eliminate the need for a real woman with our Grow Your Own Girlfriend kit. It's a lot easier to convince this hot babe to go out with you and you shouldn't have too many problems keeping her happy either. She won't obsessively clean, she won't nag, and won't try to make you watch trashy tv with her. She'll just sit patiently in the corner waiting for you to pay her some attention.
There's a fair few things that a real girlfriend will refuse to tolerate. However, if you grow a girlfriend then you open up a world of possibilities. Want to spend all Sunday sitting in your pants watching the football? Do it. Fancy going down the pub with the lads on Saturday night? Not a problem. Feel like gaming all night? Go for it, she really won't mind. It's the ultimate fuss free relationship for the man who can't seem to find the right lady.
Sure, this grow your own girlfriend might only be 6 cm tall at the moment, but pop her in some room temperature water and she'll soon be up to 600% larger than her original size. She'll begin growing in a few hours and be fully grown in around 3 days. If you ever feel like it's time to take a break, simply remove her from the water and she'll soon shrink. A hilarious secret Santa or novelty gift for men of all ages, our Grow Your Own Girlfriend is the perfect partner.
Brilliant novelty gift.excellent price and unbelievably quick service Will definitely buy from this company again. Fun gift.
Tricia gartland | 04/02/17
This was a little funny present for one of my mates 18th birthday, he also found it funny so cant complain. I cant think of any bad things to say.
Basil Thomas | 24/01/17
Funny gift for a secret Santa for a single man. Hopefully he will do as it says and grow the gf. Guess it's true what it says too lol
Krishna Patel | 16/01/17
This was ordered as a secret santa present 3 days before we were to exchange gifts. Luckily delivery was fast and was with me in 2 days. Nothing wrong with the package at all and my friend loved his gift. Definitely ordering from here again.
Alex burton | 05/01/17
This gift was a perfect choice for the occasion. The person who received it and everybody else loved it. The gift arrived just on time and it was in a great condition. Since I received a grow your own boyfriend from a close friend of mine that gave me an idea to give grow your own girlfriend as a gift to my male friend who was looking for a girlfriend/wife. It would be also good if you would have few more choices in your offer such as grow your own husband and grow your own wife, as i needed to cross girlfriend and write wife with the hand.
sandy smircic | 05/01/17
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