When someone pops their cork, are you one to pretend that your nasal passages aren't on fire? Perhaps you grimace and waft your hand around to make sure that people know it wasn't you that released such a smell. Or maybe you're the sort to loudly ask who farted? With this Fart Machine you can warn the masses that there's a serious stink hanging around, whether you smelt it and dealt it or want to embarrass another offender.
Hilarious secret Santa gifts for men or stocking fillers for kids and teenagers, this fart button emits five funny farts and phrases including: 'Ah the distinct bouquet *FART* of ass!' and '*FART* Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark'. It's a great gift for the office prankster or for a boy you know who's obsessed with bottom burps.
You can just imagine having this on your school or work desk, just in case someone drops a knicker ripper and you have to do your duty and alert the room. With a flashing red light and fantastically witty warnings, grab one of FMAG's big fart button and have some fun. With hilarious warning phrases and fart noises, you'll soon be rolling around laughing.
About the product
- Big bold red witty joke fart button that screams out warning phrases of looming farts when you press it.
- Perfect for pranksters of all ages.
- Please select from the drop down menu above which button you would like.
- The Dimensions are 7 x 7 x 4xm (approximate)
- Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included).
What do you get?
- One Joke Fart Button, including 2 x AAA batteries.
Irresistible reasons to buy
- A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
- Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
- Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
- Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
- Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: fun108