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Extra-Long Penis Apron

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Extra-Long Penis Apron

Not for the faint hearted, and definitely not to be worn at the annual fundraising BBQ for the local nursing home, we present to you in all its majesty, the Extra-Long Penis Apron!

That’s right novelty lovers, you can once again shock the relatives with your hilarious tom-foolery. Wrap this silly willy in a bun and you’ve got the quickest ‘hot dog’ ever made by human hands.

With a schlong that long you’ll need to be wary of open flames, rogue charcoal, and possibly the dog. You’ll feel like a proper ‘sex machine’, but look like a complete tool. Ah well, no different from usual then!

About This Product

  • A whopper of a novelty gift for any Tom, Dick, or Harry!
  • Plush penis length: approx. 20.5 in
  • Approx. product size: 66 x 54 cm
  • Adult novelty item
  • Fun for all those highly respectable and extremely mature gents aged over 18!

What do you get?

  • 1 x Penis Apron

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: oob317

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"I bought this as a secret santa present for a chef at my work, it went down really well, he wore it all morning before the customers came in and we still laugh about it now, great product!"

  

"As described, and was a great fun gift."

  

"What a gag!"

  

"It arrived on time and was easy to purchase. It was bought as a secret santa and the recipient was delighted with the product"

  

"I bought this gift as a secret Santa gift - the recipient loved it. "

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