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Dick Face Towel


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Dick Face Towel

If 'cleanliness is next to godliness' then this two tone towel is the towel you've been waiting for. Its two sides each have ‘Dick’ and ‘Face’ embroidered on respectively so you’ll never be in doubt about where to brush the towel. Hurrah! No more excuses for being unhygienic.

Believe it or not, your tiny crown jewels (despite looking like the last chicken in the butcher’s window) deserve some pampering. Luckily, this towel is made from 100% cotton so it’ll feel lovely and soft as you carefully dry them after their much needed wash. Always keep tabs on your meat and two veg and ensure they don't brush against your unsuspecting face with this soft-to-the-touch Dick Face Towel.

This gift is perfect for any man in your life. It's even better for the man that has everything except a good grasp of personal hygiene.

About The Product

  • Made of 100% soft cotton and can be machine washed on a cool wash
  • The perfect gift for any man
  • Promotes hygiene and looks good while doing it!
  • Embroidered 'Dick' and 'Face' on opposing sides of the towel
  • For the man that has everything...he certainly doesn't have this
  • Practical and funny towel!
  • Measures aprox. 62 x 120 cm

What Do I Get?

  • 1 x Dick Face towel

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: map454

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"Arrived on time. Good value. Definitely novelty factor over function but that's ok as it was meant as a funny gift. Very happy with overall service."


"Great novelty gift idea and stocking filler, would recommend this site.. Will be back again for more great novelty gift ideas"


"Love this product is a great joke present which was brought for my brother. The product is exactly what it says it is! I would definitely recommend this to anyone who wants a joke present for a friend or brother etc"


"Bought this for a guy who works away from home lots. Great amusement to the other guys he works with. Can't repeat some of the comments tho. ;-)"


"Is what it says. Funny gift towel. Bought as a second (cotton) anniversary gift. Little bit of humour lol from the usual cushions and random stuff u can get "

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