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Mankind’s history is measured by its great inventions. First came fire. Then the wheel. Following that, sliced bread. Today is the time of the Cat Wash. It’s the world’s first fully-automated and domestic cat washing machine… and it’s going to change the world.
The Cat Wash™ has been exclusively designed with cats in mind. The brushes soothe and massage whilst at the same time removing dirt and dust. This means you’ll have both a relaxed and hygienic cat on your hands. A clean cat is a happy cat. And a happy cat means a happy owner.
Cat Wash™ has lots of great built-in features to ensure it fits in seamlessly with your schedule and the demands of modern life:
- It has a Cat Activation button so that any cat can operate the Cat Wash™ whenever their little hearts desire. (Full training instructions are included).
- You can operate Cat Wash™ remotely with the FREE downloadable app. Just wait for your cat to wonder into the middle of the brushes and press ‘Start’ on your electronic device to commence kitty cleansing.
- In addition to cats the Cat Wash™ can also be used to clean chinchillas, small dogs, and rabbits.
- It’s easy to refill with water and comes with two bottles of PH-balanced cleaning Purrrfume Lotion™
Tom Catford, Berkshire: “My cat Jim was always smelling the house up with his strange odour. I was actually embarrassed to invite guests round. That was until I bought Cat Wash. Now my house is as clean as a whistle because Jim left and didn’t come back.”
Tillit Hurtz, Shropshire: “Best product I’ve ever had the opportunity to use. My cat Fuzz Aldrin loves it. Every cat owner needs one. By no means was I paid to give a positive review of Cat Wash.”
P.S. Have no fear we're not actually producing this product!
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