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Arse Face Towel

Only £5.01

Arse Face Towel

Keep your face and your nether regions separate with this handy Arse/Face Towel. An essential piece of kit for anyone who's worried about their bathroom hygiene, this towel has arse and face written on opposite ends so you can be sure where to wipe with each half. With an ordinary towel you can never be sure whether the corner you've just rubbed all over your face was last used to dry a region you'd rather not risk any transfer from. Luckily the Face Arse Towel eliminates that issue entirely!

The Arse Face Towel uses a simple and effective system to ensure you never find your face's integrity compromised. The white side is labelled 'FACE' and is to be used for drying your delicate nose and cheeks so they'll be beautiful for the whole world to see. The brown side is meant for your bum and is labelled 'ARSE' accordingly. If we were American it would read 'ASS' but we're not, so it doesn't. With directions for use as simple as these, there shouldn't be much confusion.

One of our Arse Face Towels is the only way to ensure you stay 100% clean after you've exited the shower. It may be less than subtle, but the bold two tone design might just be the greatest advance in bathroom hygiene since the invention of soap. Simply do as the towel instructs and there will be no bum face cross contamination. Genius.

About the product

  • The Arse Face Towel is made from 100% cotton.
  • Two-tone design with the 'ARSE' embroidered on the brown end in white and 'FACE' embroidered in brown on the white end.
  • It measures 100 cm x 57 cm.

What do you get?

  • 1 x Arse/Face Towel

Irresistible reasons to buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: tob020

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"Bought this product for my nephews for Christmas. They loved it. The older boys said its a bit small for them but they use it as a gym towel."

  

"It was a great laugh for everybody when my boyfriend unveiled his present, he says he can now see his face from his arse. Funny buy. Quality of towel is quite cheap, but you're buying this for the laughs not for the quality of the material. "

  

"Arrived on time and in fab condition. The item is the same as described on the ingernet- both colours and wording. To top it off it arrived on time, great Christmas pressie, Thanks "

  

"Brilliant product! Great for a secret Santa present. Quick delivery and friendly courier. Definitely value for money. Thanks very much! "

  

"Brilliant service and product is excellent. Will use this site again."

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