Arse Face Towel

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Arse Face Towel

Keep your face and your nether regions separate with this handy Arse/Face Towel. An essential piece of kit for anyone who's worried about their bathroom hygiene, this towel has arse and face written on opposite ends so you can be sure where to wipe with each half. With an ordinary towel you can never be sure whether the corner you've just rubbed all over your face was last used to dry a region you'd rather not risk any transfer from. Luckily the Face Arse Towel eliminates that issue entirely!

The Arse Face Towel uses a simple and effective system to ensure you never find your face's integrity compromised. The white side is labelled 'FACE' and is to be used for drying your delicate nose and cheeks so they'll be beautiful for the whole world to see. The brown side is meant for your bum and is labelled 'ARSE' accordingly. If we were American it would read 'ASS' but we're not, so it doesn't. With directions for use as simple as these, there shouldn't be much confusion.

One of our Arse Face Towels is the only way to ensure you stay 100% clean after you've exited the shower. It may be less than subtle, but the bold two tone design might just be the greatest advance in bathroom hygiene since the invention of soap. Simply do as the towel instructs and there will be no bum face cross contamination. Genius.

About the product

  • The Arse Face Towel is made from 100% cotton.
  • Two-tone design with the 'ARSE' embroidered on the brown end in white and 'FACE' embroidered in brown on the white end.
  • It measures 100 cm x 57 cm.

What do you get?

  • 1 x Arse/Face Towel

Irresistible reasons to buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: tob020

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"A good quirky item of nice quality which arrived very quickly. Bought as a gift and loved by the person I bought it for. Thank you."


"Fantastic novelty gift for a friend's leaving present. The product was well made, with good stitching/embroidery. The delivery was extremely swift as well."


"My dad loves this towel...and it's nice and soft. It washes nicely and hasn't gone all bitty. I would recommend using find me a gift as it gives you exactly what it says on the tin as it were. "


"Absolutely brilliant, packaging was neat and it definitely made my boyfriend laugh on receiving this for his birthday! Very good quality gift."


"Exactly as the picture shows decent quality. Great joke present for my awkward brother in law who has everything. Would recommend "

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