Cat Pencil Sharpener

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Cat Pencil Sharpener

The Cat Pencil Sharpener lets you get revenge on all those cheeky kitties that do their business in your garden! Whether you are a cat-lover or a cat-hater, it's purrfect for you. They say you haven’t sharpened pencils until you’ve sharpened pencils in a cat’s derriere, don't they? Well even if they don't right now they will after you've purchased a cat sharpener for yourself.

As you’d imagine, the Cat Pencil Sharpener makes whiny little meowing noises as you swivel your pencil or crayon around in its ‘sharp-end’ (we are guessing these are yelps of pain not pleasure!) and disposes of your shavings neatly into the litter tray he stands in – what a polite puss! Silly? Perhaps. Essential? Most definitely.

About The Product

  • A novelty pencil/crayon sharpener in the shape of a small cat. Place a pencil or crayon into it’s behind and sharpen away to hear it meow!
  • Features a ‘meowing’ cat with built-in sound chip
  • Comes with a black plastic litter tray to catch your pencil shavings (the sharpener itself is white)
  • Measures approximately 11 cm x 7 cm x 3.5 cm
  • Suitable for anyone with a blunt pencil and a wicked sense of humour!

Disturbingly, someone has put a lot of thought into the Cat Pencil Sharpener. Why they went ahead with this bizarre and scandalous product is beyond us, but who cares as long as you get a good kick out of it.

We’re willing to bet that even if the cat sharpener was just a little plastic cat that meowed when you poked it in the arse it’d get a whole load of laughs. But stupendously, it's pretty damn practical.

No unpleasant smells, no fear of fuzz, no scratches on your arms and legs – what’s not to love about this product? Sharpen yourself up and buy one today.

What will you find within the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener box?

  • 1 x Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener (with litter-tray)

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.

Product code: luc011

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"Good quality bigger than expected. Great secret Santa gift."


"much bettter than expected"


"jusr as I expected fine in every way. Thanks for auch prompt servi9ice will be back"


"this is hilarious, definitely an item for your desk at work "


"my children love it!!"

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