Cat Pencil Sharpener
The Cat Pencil Sharpener lets you get revenge on all those cheeky kitties that do their business in your garden! Whether you are a cat-lover or a cat-hater, it's purrfect for you. They say you haven’t sharpened pencils until you’ve sharpened pencils in a cat’s derriere, don't they? Well even if they don't right now they will after you've purchased a cat sharpener for yourself.
As you’d imagine, the Cat Pencil Sharpener makes whiny little meowing noises as you swivel your pencil or crayon around in its ‘sharp-end’ (we are guessing these are yelps of pain not pleasure!) and disposes of your shavings neatly into the litter tray he stands in – what a polite puss! Silly? Perhaps. Essential? Most definitely.
About The Product
- A novelty pencil/crayon sharpener in the shape of a small cat. Place a pencil or crayon into it’s behind and sharpen away to hear it meow!
- Features a ‘meowing’ cat with built-in sound chip
- Comes with a black plastic litter tray to catch your pencil shavings (the sharpener itself is white)
- Measures approximately 11 cm x 7 cm x 3.5 cm
- Suitable for anyone with a blunt pencil and a wicked sense of humour!
Disturbingly, someone has put a lot of thought into the Cat Pencil Sharpener. Why they went ahead with this bizarre and scandalous product is beyond us, but who cares as long as you get a good kick out of it.
We’re willing to bet that even if the cat sharpener was just a little plastic cat that meowed when you poked it in the arse it’d get a whole load of laughs. But stupendously, it's pretty damn practical.
No unpleasant smells, no fear of fuzz, no scratches on your arms and legs – what’s not to love about this product? Sharpen yourself up and buy one today.
What will you find within the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener box?
- 1 x Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener (with litter-tray)
Irresistible Reasons To Buy
- A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
- Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
- Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
- Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
- Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: luc011